My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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