Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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