I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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