Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
