im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
