Your tits are I can't wait for
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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