how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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