If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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