Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
