Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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