I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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