Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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