She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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