so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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