Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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