Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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