I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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