Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
