That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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