She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
All the doctor said was why
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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