am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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