I want to make a zoo with you.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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