I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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