you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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