This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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