I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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