Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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