so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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