I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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