Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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