she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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