4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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