yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think i have two assholes
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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