Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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