it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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