Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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