What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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