So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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