if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Success! We fucked roommates!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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