i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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