Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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