i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Randomize
