belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We have started to decorate penises.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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