he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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