I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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