I've blown a few things in my day
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just blew my weed a kiss
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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