Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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