I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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