She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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