Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
nutella sex= disaster
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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