Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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