Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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